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Thursday, August 25, 2005

Extras


Here's some dialogue between Andy and Maggie. Maggie suggests that Andy ask leading man Ross Kemp for a line in the programme Ultimate Force.

Maggie: "Go up to Ross Kemp and say: 'I thought you were brilliant in EastEnders, Ultimate Force and Spandau Ballet'."
Andy: "He wasn't in Spandau Ballet - that was Martin Kemp. Martin Kemp was in EastEnders and Spandau Ballet."
Maggie: "So who's this one?"
Andy: "Ross Kemp."
Maggie: "Are they not brothers?"
Andy: "No. Martin Kemp and Gary Kemp are brothers."
Maggie: "Well who's this one?"
Andy: "Ross Kemp."
Maggie: "Who's his brother?"
Andy: "I dunno if he's got a brother."
Maggie: "Yes he does, he's got that little bald one with a pig face who looks like him."
Andy: "Phil Mitchell? His on-screen brother. Phil and Grant Mitchell. But they're not really brothers."
Maggie: "Yes they are. They're the Mitchell brothers."
Andy: "What do you mean the Mitchell brothers? You know his name's Ross Kemp."
Silence.
Andy: "What's confusing you?"
Maggie: "The brothers."

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