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Sunday, January 21, 2007

Alcohol warnings

consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.
consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.
consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).
consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck.
consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, hereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to disappear.
consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.

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